you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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