lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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