Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
birth control should be required to get into college
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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