You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
No subtext here. People are naked.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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