So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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