He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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