New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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