Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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