so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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