They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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