what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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