i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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