I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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