I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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