i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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