love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
It's blow job season.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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