I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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