It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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