Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i wish my penis had a tongue
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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