Don't you send me to vm
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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