I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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