He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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