Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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