covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
