Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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