he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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