me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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