yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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