After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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