but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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