We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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