Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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