your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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