I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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