when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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