i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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