Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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