they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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