the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
