so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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