hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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