She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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