Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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