Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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