Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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