My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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