youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
