I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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