and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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