Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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