So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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