It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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