yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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